Dave is scheduling text messages. Jeff is treating marriage like free agency. Mike is turning a buck on porn. In the second half we continue our adventures reading a chapter of the madcap sci-fi smash The Annals of Holden Secretbees. To close it out The Nation proves their brilliance with some top shelf hustles. This week’s episode is brought to you by Jake and Amir’s Lonely and Horny! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.